BRONZEY, DO NOT READ THIS. IF YOU ARE NOT BRONZEY, READ THIS!!!!!!!
I know you’re still there Bronzey.
Seriously. Go Bronzey.
You won’t want to read this, Bronzey!!!
That’s better. Hope she left. So, anyway, tomorrow. September 11th, (though you will probably only be reading this then) is her birthday. Yes, I know what your thinking, “Oh, gosh, I feel horrible for her! She was born on a tragedy in American history!” But that’s not the case. She was born a year before… that. So… into happier stuff. I want you all to e-mail her at firstname.lastname@example.org and tell her, “Happy Birthday!” You can add more to that, if you want to say more. She does not know that you will be e-mailing her, so it will be a huge surprise when she gets a whole bunch of “Happy Birthday!” e-mails from people she doesn’t know. Make the tittle something like, “Happy Birthday, Bronze Sun!” so she doesn’t think it’s spam and deletes this. You guys will make her SO happy! You can do this on her birthday, or if you are only reading this days after her birthday, just say “Happy Belated Birthday” instead. She’ll still love it. I planned NOTHING with Bronzey, so she’ll LOVE this! PLEASE GIVE HER THIS BIRTHDAY GIFT!!! SHE’LL LOVE IT! Now, if she’s just scrolling through post, this next bit will be completely random. Poptropica is the best website EVER!
Don’t you just LOVE Lunar Colony Island?
*Written by Fearless Speck*